Brother Biscuit-Banjo:
We have suspected for some
time that the Domino army had enlisted help from outside their trusted ranks in
a bid to fast track their global domination. Last week, Brother Driblystick
bravely infiltrated the cheese wall and took some shocking pictures.
It pains me to say it, but
the Smurfs have been hired as mercenaries. Our information is that they are
being utilised as cheese minors. Their size and proportional strength makes
them ideally suited to this job, freeing up the Domino troops for other work
and increasing the flow of cheese.
Brother Binky has
uncovered a long forgotten book about the ancient cheese mines, and it makes for
a worrisome read. We believe that Domino's don't fully understand the consequences
of what they are doing. I am reluctant to put forth any theory's until Brother
Binky has had a chance to further investigate this dusty, and weighty tome.
Until we can bring you any
new information, stay strong, and fight the cheese.
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