Here is the second in Brother Binky's "MundanePoetry" series.
We hope you enjoy. It has put Brother Dribblystick off using our shower.
Brother Biscuit-Banjo.
The
surprising shower
Once again
the shower calls me,
Shampoo
loves a hairy party.
Arm pits
next, then bits and bobs we,
Always do
the same routinely.
Soapy
meditation's blissful,
Hairs
collect 'til there's a plug full.
Drain unblocker
makes the list of,
Shopping I
forgot or missed off.
Meditate
whilst finding head space,
Wash the
sleep away from my face.
One more
squeeze of shower gel it's,
Willy time,
I've done my arm pits.
Something's
really, really wrong here,
Icy fingers
grope in cold fear.
Where the
hell's my penis gone? It's,
Been
replaced by ladies privates.
This is
really fucking weird now,
Words come
out like shit and fuck how?
Showers
should be something minor,
I've ended
mine with a vagina.
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