Bob Dylan
once asked...."How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call
him a man?"
Answer -
I was once
lucky enough to visit Mr Dylan whilst travelling the spirit world. It turns out
that it was a trick question all along. The man he was thinking of was actually
bound to a wheelchair, and more than that, he lived in the Antarctic where there
are no roads. He was occasionally helped in to a snowmobile, but even then he
would simply be driven over the endless snow planes.
Once, the
driver of the snowmobile suffered terrible cramp, and drove the vehicle right
off the edge of a cliff. Both men crashed in to the icy sea where if not for substantial
puffer jackets they would have sunk, becoming big manly ice cubes. Their absence
was quickly noted and Captain America, who happened to be in the area on
training duties, hurried to their aid. Whilst recuperating beside an oil filled
radiator, the man sang to his friends in Russian, though he was not Russian,
his friends weren't impressed and left hurriedly.
Much of
this story was omitted from the final cut of Mr Dylan's song. Whether this is
for the best, you can decide.
Brother Driblystick.
